A Day to Quote

Nothing inspiring to write, and here it is Thursday-my self-imposed blog day. Also, I've been visiting the Jones' blog, and HEY, they're getting A LOT MORE comments than I am, so here is what I was thinking.

I'm listing below some great quotes (not mine, but I think worth reading). And then I'd like to know what your favorite great quote is. Leave your comment and your email. I'll send one randomly drawn person a care package of promotional items and some other junk lying around my house.

We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
—Robert Wilensky

There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
—Dick Cavett

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
—Cale Yarborough

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
—Dame Edna Everage

You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
—Wayne Gretzky

I’ve gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.
—New York City detective

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point. That's a basic spelling that every woman should know.
-Jeanne Bourgeois

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-Rita Mae Brown

Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"
-Alfonso Bedoya